- Normal Population: Can't you marry your cousin in North Carolina?
- North Carolina: No!! Absolutely not.
- Normal Population:
- North Carolina:
- Normal Population:
- North Carolina:
- Normal Population:
- North Carolina: Well you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins, then you have your second-
- Normal Population: No...... just.. no.
I suck at texting unless:
- I am in a relationship with you
- If you are cute
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
- I want you in my bed
(Source: unsp0kensecret)

